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I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember…

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember…

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"Who needs a Fitbit when you've got a staircase workout program? 🚶‍♂️🤔 Just remember to take breaks for snacks in between flights! 🍕🍫 #StairmasterStruggles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged daily, daily life, distraction, doing, enjoy, exercise, forgetfulness, humor, i, life, memory, remember, stairs, trying, walk, walks on Mar 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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