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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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Blocking isn’t enough, I hope your pillow never has a cold side.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

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If at first you don’t succeed, the internet will let you know immediately.

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My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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“What’s your music taste?” Don’t know, man. If it sounds good, I’m adding it to the playlist.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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Trending via Slack:

The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

Making waves on TikTok:

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Spotted on Twitch:

“Are you seeing anyone,” like hallucinating?

Spotted on Twitch:

I really miss kissing. I hope next year favors my lips.

Just landed via X:

Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

Freshly posted on X:

If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Breaking via Reddit:

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

Freshly posted on Threads:

“I asked Grok.” “I asked ChatGPT.” Well, I asked R2D2, and he said you’re a loser.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I do block people right away; you’re not going to stress me out on my own phone, with my own internet, and in my own house.

I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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2 months ago

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The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

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5 months ago

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Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever?

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Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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2 months ago

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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2 months ago

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88 shares on Telegram this month:

If Liverpool play Real Madrid right now, both teams will lose the game.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Guys, please stop wearing NASA shirts, I bet you can’t even name one of their songs.

97 shares on Threads this month:

My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.

67 shares on Instagram this month:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

30 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

28 shares on Telegram this month:

We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

13 shares on YouTube this month:

Lounging under the stars is top-tier therapy.

38 shares on X this month:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

43 shares on Threads this month:

You’re not stuck in traffic. You are traffic.

57 shares on Reddit this month:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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The most difficult thing you’ll do as a parent is not rearrange the ornaments after the kids put them on the tree.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Just once I wanna slide down a dinosaur at the end of my workday, is that too much to ask for?

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Gender is a just a scam made by big bathroom companies to sell more bathrooms.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has downloaded:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Giant-sized bag of candy: I’m resealable. Me: That won’t be necessary.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has viewed:

I was told to be more optimistic so I’ve decided french fries aren’t bad for me.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Spotted on Telegram:

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Live now on Messenger:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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I fall in love with a song and play it until I absolutely don’t wanna hear it no more.

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In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe.

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