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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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I’m best man at my buddy’s second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone”?

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I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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I only see psychics so that I can keep arguing with dead relatives.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.