I feel like whoever named them rice cakes has never actually eaten a cake. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Is it cake? Or just a crunchy existential crisis? πππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and Iβm tired of all the gaslighting. Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like. I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice. I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle. I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.