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I learned that when dogs lean against you it’s their version of hugging and now every time my dog leans against me my eyes start leaking.

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Learning to be Alpha from YouTube.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has downloaded:

The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

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AI could never steal company time the way I do.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

Needing to rant and not wanting anyone to know your business is such a crazy combo.

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I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

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Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

Spotted on Instagram:

Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Just shared via Messenger:

“Gravy is not a beverage.” Okay, well that’s why I was trying to drink it in the bathroom, so you wouldn’t see me.

Making waves on WeChat:

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Now I understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside.

Just landed via X:

The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Just landed via Threads:

Love low-hanging fruit. Easiest kind to obtain, in my opinion.

Just landed via Messenger:

I hate when I change the battery in the bathroom scale, and it starts telling the truth again.

Trending via Telegram:

If you are influenced by influencers, you’re beyond retarded.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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I love traveling because I love to check if I have my passport every 3-4 minutes.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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25 shares on Snapchat this month:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

12 shares on X this month:

Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

57 shares on YouTube this month:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

86 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry I was late, I was disassociating in the shower.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

91 shares on Facebook this month:

That gap between Christmas and New Year’s when you can’t tell what day of the week it is.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

99 shares on Threads this month:

People who shower at night are bold enough to assume tomorrow’s even happening.

30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

78 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Gen Z is having less sex.” It’s always sex, sex, sex with these people.

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Someone from 🇹🇿 has copied:

Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has downloaded:

Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has copied:

Job applications are so stupid. “What’s your desired salary?” Ten billion dollars. Next question.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has copied:

I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I just wanna be rich enough to not have to run onstage after concerts to get my bra back.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

They say dress for the job you want, so I walk around dressed like Darth Vader.

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Nothing like a meteor shower to remind you that burning out can still be breathtaking.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Going bananas on Threads:

Asking my landlord if he has any Cyber Monday deals.

Going bananas on Messenger:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Live now on Pinterest:

Walking on egg shells? In this economy?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Oh, sorry, I can’t right now. I’m imagining some things and worrying about them.

Going viral on X:

Farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat.

Making waves on YouTube:

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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