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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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I like how “energy bars” are really just candy bars, and we all pretend to not notice.

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I be like, “Who’s praying on my downfall?” as if I don’t make self-destructive life decisions.

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Why procrastinate now when you can always procrastinate later?

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My life is simple, I see a queue of more than 6 people, I go home.

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I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

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Not to brag, but I’m on hold and my call is important to them.

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You can always gauge my mood by the type of animal videos I share: sweet puppy videos or a cat smacking the shit out of someone.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?