I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:No commercials needed; the fortune cookies spread the word! 🍜🥠🤣 Related funny posts 😂 I’ve been alive my whole life, and not once have I seen a commercial for Chinese food. Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout. Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies? I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds. Calling someone a “tough cookie” isn’t a compliment, tough cookies are literally the worst cookies.