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I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

I have been alive all my life, and have not once seen a Chinese food commercial.

Commentary:
No commercials needed; the fortune cookies spread the word! 🍜🥠🤣

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alive, Chinese, Chinese food, commercial, food, humor, i, life, once, seen on Nov 11, 2025 by slickboy.

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