I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years. Commentary:"Wow, someone call the Exaggeration Police 🚔 because we've got a rare species here! It's been a million years since they last stretched the truth! 🤥😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight. I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living. Many years ago, I stood up to 100-200 million others only to sit in meetings now. If an alien is 60 million light years away and is watching us through a telescope, it will see dinosaurs. I think if you ask Kanye for a million at the right time, he’ll give it to you.