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I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

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"Wow, someone call the Exaggeration Police 🚔 because we've got a rare species here! It's been a million years since they last stretched the truth! 🤥😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged exaggeration, funny statement, humor, i, joke, million, statement, time, year's on Nov 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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