Wordgag ツ

Commentary:
"Wow, someone call the Exaggeration Police 🚔 because we've got a rare species here! It's been a million years since they last stretched the truth! 🤥😂"

exaggeration, funny statement, humor, i, joke, million, statement, time, year’s

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

0

2 months ago

baby, gifts, humor, irony, men, newborn, presents, three, Three Wise Men, wise, worst
Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

0

2 months ago

am, counter, dancing, happy, humming, humor, i, little, meds, nutcase, pill, pill counter, routine, self-care, weekly, weekly routine
“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

0

2 months ago

conversation, General, general inquiry, humor, inquiry, right, sarcasm, self-reflection, wrong
Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

0

2 months ago

app, avoiding, banking, done, finance, humor, money, procrastination, responsibility, self-reflection, stop
When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

0

2 months ago

comfort, couch, dr., Dr. Seuss, humor, place, relaxation, seuss
You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

0

2 months ago

delicious, food, friends, friendship, fry, guess, humor, i, play, play on words, saying, spell, words

New Funny Quotes

🎲 Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Social Media Stars ⭐

21 shares on Messenger this month:

Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

34 shares on Discord this month:

Checking my iced coffee rewards points like it’s my 401k.

14 shares on Reddit this month:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

45 shares on Discord this month:

You have one week to ask me to be your Valentine. Requests must be in the form of poetic verse written in your blood.

31 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

100 shares on Threads this month:

You should be allowed to miss work if you’re not feeling sexy.

74 shares on YouTube this month:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

76 shares on Slack this month:

Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

40 shares on Discord this month:

Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Some folks go to college to delay being a bum.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has shared:

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

The trick is to not let people know how weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has copied:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has bookmarked:

It’s wild that “Jason” is a name from ancient Greece, because it sounds like it was invented in Florida in 1983.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Telegram:

It was the kind of movie that kept you on the edge of your seat, waiting for something interesting to happen.

Just shared via TikTok:

Website: We use cookies to improve our performance. Me: Same!

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

Making waves on WeChat:

If you’re having a good day today, don’t play Wordle.

Just landed via YouTube:

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Making waves on WeChat:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Going bananas on Reddit:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

Just landed via Telegram:

I lost my job at NASA Mission Control today. I misheard when they said, “It’s lunch time.”

Spotted on Messenger:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

Just shared via Reddit:

I’ve never really had a beach body, but my snowman body is coming along quite nicely.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

I haven’t exaggerated in like a million years.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby.

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?

Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.

When Dr. Seuss wrote, “Oh, The Places You’ll Go,” he did not consider how comfortable my couch would be.

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

Social Media Stars ⭐

Trending Topics 📁

Activity Log ✨