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I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time!

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"Who needs money when you've got all the time in the world? 💸⏰ Just be sure to spend it wisely… or not! #LivingTheTimeRichLife 😂"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged freedom, humor, i, irony, job, leisure, life, money, quit, time, work on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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