I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time! Posted on4 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry. I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money. I was walking near a construction site today and heard the foreman yell, “You’re doing a good job!” I know that was meant for me. I have lots of hidden talents. The problem is, even I can’t find them. It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.