I heard time is money, so I quit my job. Now I have lots of time! Commentary:"Who needs money when you've got all the time in the world? 💸⏰ Just be sure to spend it wisely… or not! #LivingTheTimeRichLife 😂" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I hope this email makes you quit your job. I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life. My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight. When I quit my job I’m setting one last OOO message that just says “your email will never find me again” To avoid burnout at work, use the 30-30 rule: after 30 minutes of work, quit your job and disappear into the mountains for 30 years.