Funny quote about bike racks and secret drinking habits

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"I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do a lot of active activities, but little do they know it's just for show… 🚲😂 #FakeItTillYouMakeIt"

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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