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Don’t be part of the problem. Be all of it.

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God, on inventing the tiger: “Okay, so this is going to be some kind of cat that likes to eat Frosted Flakes.”

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I’m going to be real with you. My dinners lately are just sort of me throwing things into a pot like a witch in a cartoon.

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Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Lasagna has never broken my heart. Just saying.