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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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I’m disgusted by the amount of nudity on Netflix these days. There’s hardly any. What am I even paying for?

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If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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At no single point in the Bible does it tell you not to sell drugs.

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Career anxiety hitting at random hours of the day.

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Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.