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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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2 months ago

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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2 months ago

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No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

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5 months ago

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I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

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2 months ago

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Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

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5 months ago

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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2 months ago

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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12 shares on Slack this month:

Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Twitter is like group therapy but everyone’s yelling and no one’s licensed.

26 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

Guys will say, “I know a spot,” and then take you on a downward spiral.

39 shares on Telegram this month:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

10 shares on Twitch this month:

Reverse cowgirl so I can bend backward and look at him like the Exorcist.

33 shares on Twitch this month:

I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

Being an adult is crazy. Because what the hell is going on?

25 shares on Pinterest this month:

The biggest lesson employment has taught me is that efficient workers get punished with more work.

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Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

Waiting for toast to toast takes forever unless you walk away for 10 seconds, then it burns.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Someone from 🇰🇲 has bookmarked:

Pinterest is so therapeutic. There’s no drama, no one to argue with. Just pretty pictures.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Do we barbecue with women or without salad?

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

Facebook should just go back to being Hot or Not dot com.

Someone from 🇼🇸 has downloaded:

The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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Just shared via Threads:

Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

Just shared via X:

Having a peanut allergy has to be so wild. Like, imagine you’re at a baseball game and there are people chucking bags of rattlesnakes past your head.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

Breaking via Slack:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not exhausted, you’re just awake. Have a nice day.

Trending via Discord:

Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Just landed via Instagram:

Sorry, I laughed at your bad joke. I was trying to flirt.

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I just agree with people so that they stop talking.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

No thanks, I’m already in a committed relationship with reading.

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Might mess around and reply, “That sounds like a you problem,” to every work email today.

Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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