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I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration…

I just can’t watch football, there’s too much “penetration…

Commentary:
Well, it seems like this person should maybe stick to watching a different kind of ball game to avoid blushing! 🏈😳 Maybe they should try a less "intimate" sport like golf or ping pong for some wholesome entertainment! ⛳🏓

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged backfield, football, giggle, humor, i, immature, just, maniac, me, much, penetration, sports, too, watch on Jan 29, 2025 by slickboy.

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