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My washing machine is over here taking load after load, like Bonnie Blue.

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Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

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My superpower is embarrassing myself.

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I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine.

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Denying the existence of anyone that annoys me.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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They should invent a day where I feel normal.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

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You’re acting up? Right before Santa Claus comes to town? Unbelievable.

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If she says “so just what exactly is THAT supposed to mean”, you’re gonna have a bad time.

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I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

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Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

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Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Misses Claus only married Santa because of his big sack.

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In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

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If you encounter a teenager out in the wild, be kind. They are the first generation of kids whose parents are cooler than they are.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

17 shares on Threads this month:

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Clearly, hell is empty, the demons are all here.

49 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

I got 99 problems and money could solve at least 69 of them.

82 shares on Snapchat this month:

I suppose someone has to do all the consuming and obeying.

45 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

21 shares on Slack this month:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

13 shares on Instagram this month:

Please continue to leave me out of the loop.

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Another fine day ruined by waking up.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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My so-called “friends” have asked that I stop referring to them that way.

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If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the work of 3-5 people.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has bookmarked:

Blocking someone isn’t enough, I also want them to get lice.

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After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

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I poked your tweet with a stick, hoping it would do something.

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I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

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This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.

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Thought I would mix things up today and sit in a new spot on my couch. Absolute chaos over here.

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Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.

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You are why Superman costumes have warning labels telling you the costume won’t make you fly.

Seen just now on Discord:

“You like talking to yourself?” God forbid I seek advice from an expert.

Just landed via Messenger:

Car naps hit different, especially when you are the one driving.

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People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

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Laying next to my charger waiting for my phone to die, that’s how lazy I am.

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Tuesday is no better than Monday.

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I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

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Your child learning to say mommy is when your life begins and ends.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

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I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

I will never understand people who don’t gasp dramatically at rainbows.

I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

I don’t believe the phrase “if they wanted to, they would,” because I want to, and I don’t.

Engaging in deforestation (trimming my bush).

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