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Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

My dog and I play this game, it’s called “What Are You Chewing On Now?” It goes both ways.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has shared:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Looking over both shoulders before googling “Chinese burger.”

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if it’s real. Look at you googling it.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

I concern myself with the opinions of sheep because they are cute.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has viewed:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Live now on Discord:

At the end of the day, the day is going to end.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I always bring luggage when visiting my mom because I know she’ll send me on a guilt trip.

Trending via Telegram:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Trending via Discord:

The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

Just shared via TikTok:

Unemployed folks always have esoteric knowledge, for some reason.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I spend all day on Facebook so that Mark Zuckerberg can eat.

Shared recently on Messenger:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams.

Trending via Messenger:

Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Peer pressure has nothing on me; all my bad decisions are made single-handedly.

I know it hurts like hell, and you don’t think you can do it, but it’s just one push-up.

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37 shares on Discord this month:

I don’t care if it’s AI or an immigrant, I desperately need someone to take my job, it’s killing me.

36 shares on YouTube this month:

Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

27 shares on Discord this month:

We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Current state of politics: The circus is on fire but the monkey is fine.

33 shares on WeChat this month:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

12 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Every day is a D-Day, if you’re a stutterer.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

15 shares on Snapchat this month:

People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”.

50 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My therapist said cutting people off isn’t healthy. She’s next.

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.

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I hope my email finds you enraged.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.

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Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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Working your entire life so you can ‘enjoy’ a couple of years when you’re close to death is the biggest scam of all time.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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241 this month

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇲 has bookmarked:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has copied:

The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has downloaded:

One year closer to whatever age my obituary will say.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has shared:

If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

That strange moment when you are trying to be serious, but then you accidentally smile.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Listen to the birds, not the news.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has viewed:

How come it’s called “thrift store shopping” instead of Goodwill hunting?

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I hate when I gain 10 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

Just landed via WeChat:

Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals.

Just landed via Discord:

Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

Going viral on Messenger:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying).

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Breaking via Telegram:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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