I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Turns out the real magic trick was squeezing out of those jeans π©ππ " Related funny posts π Iβve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing. It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more. Kid, I have jeans older than you. Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in. May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.