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I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

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"Ah, the unsung heroes of the dining world—waiters! Always ready to dish out some service with a side of sass. 🍽️😄 Let's raise a toast to these tableside trendsetters who really know how to bring their 'A' game to the table… quite literally!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bring, dining, food, humor, i, joke, lot, restaurant, service, table, waiter, wit on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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