I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Commentary:
“Ah, the unsung heroes of the dining world—waiters! Always ready to dish out some service with a side of sass. 🍽️😄 Let’s raise a toast to these tableside trendsetters who really know how to bring their ‘A’ game to the table… quite literally!”

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