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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.
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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.
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Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”
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