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I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

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To save money, you really just gotta stay at home.

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I woke up alive again.

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You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

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People tell me to just be myself like that would be a good thing.

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Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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The worst thing about wearing headphones is when you hallucinate people shouting you. Like, why does this happen?

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My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Seen just now on Slack:

I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If stores want to accurately display clothes for people over 40, the mannequins should be laying on a couch.

Trending via Slack:

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

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It’s romantic to fall in love during the collapse of society.

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Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Making waves on Discord:

Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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I wish I was mysterious, but unfortunately I just can’t keep my mouth shut.

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Crazy how every smart person recommends going for walks.

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Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

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My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

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Men be like, “Ok, you wanna know the truth,” and lie even harder.

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You’re 25, stressing like you’re 40, because you want to be rich before 30, am I right?

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81 shares on Twitch this month:

May your coffee kick in, before reality does.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

84 shares on X this month:

My parents didn’t raise me to be rude, I had to practice.

11 shares on Telegram this month:

The bad news is I forgot to wear my spaghetti-eating shirt. The good news is I have a new spaghetti-eating shirt.

70 shares on Telegram this month:

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

90 shares on Reddit this month:

The web is the only place where you encourage strangers to follow you. What could possibly go wrong?

43 shares on Discord this month:

The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

17 shares on Threads this month:

The elderberry is the wisest and most knowledgeable of all the berries.

90 shares on Pinterest this month:

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

My comments on your home decor are not criticisms, they are deep concerns.

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Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

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The word ‘stan’ comes from the Eminem song “Stan” which is about one of his obsessed fans. What if Eminem named the fan ‘Dennis’? We could be saying, “I dennis Beyonce.”

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Note: Press the button on the elevator as often as possible to activate the secret express function and speed up the thing.

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I only like when it rains when I’m home.

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My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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I am the first person in my bloodline to attempt to become hot, and I can feel my genes fighting me every step of the way.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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I realized Americans were dramatics the day I found out 200 lb is just 90 kg.

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If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.

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This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomorrow.

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If you’re offended by bacon, the United States of America isn’t for you.

Spotted on Facebook:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

Spotted on Threads:

Most attractive muscle on a man? The frontal lobe. Fully developed.

Making waves on Twitch:

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I saw someone wearing a shirt today that said “Eat Pasta Run Fasta,” and I can’t get it out of my head.

Going viral on TikTok:

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Shared recently on X:

Have you ever pretended not to look at the biscuits or sweets being handed around the room, and acted surprised when you got offered one?

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Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

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