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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

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Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

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My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

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Nothing angers me more than tall ghosts in horror movies. No one born in 1782 was that tall. Do your research, screenwriters.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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I didn’t just turn into a grouchy old woman overnight. It took years of people letting me down, pissing me off, and dealing with idiots to get this good at it.

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I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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I never knew how fast I could write until the teacher said pencils down.

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I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

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I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

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If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

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Women watch Netflix with subtitles because they don’t know how to listen.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

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Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

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More often than not, I read applause as applesauce.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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People who don’t admit their mistakes disgust me. I would absolutely admit to a mistake if I had ever made one.

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I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

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I childproofed my house but the kids still get in somehow.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.

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It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

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I am single, please disturb me!

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My dad wasn’t absent or present; he was a secret third thing.

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