I love when my grandma texts me β because I know it took her an hour. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Grandma's texts are like rare artifacts β slow to arrive but worth the wait! ππ±β³" Related Funny Quotes π€ “What’s love?” Grandma sliding money into my hand like a drug dealer. Yeah, man, that’s love. I love when someone texts βhey,β like Iβm supposed to solve the rest. These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, Iβm not gonna fight with you. Donβt even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now. I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.