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I have the sex drive of a potato.

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People just don’t build cities on rock and roll anymore.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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As an outsider, what’s your view on intelligence?

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I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.