I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex… Commentary:"That graph sounds like it has more plot twists than a soap opera! 📉😅 #ExAndWhyMystery" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.” I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..! I disagree with everyone and think relationships should be easy. I don’t call them exes, I call them whys. Just because I loved you at one point doesn’t mean I will always love you. I’m not Whitney Houston.