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I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

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"That graph sounds like it has more plot twists than a soap opera! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ˜… #ExAndWhyMystery"

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