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I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

I made soup while whispering “He was never mine,” like it’s 1893, and I just lost my beloved to a duel.

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Stirring the pot like a Victorian drama queen! 🥀🥣✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 1893, beloved, cooking, dramatic, duel, heartbreak, historical, i, just, lost, lost love, love, mine, never, soup, while, whispering on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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