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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate.

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