I need new friends. The old ones know too much. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI need new friends. The old ones know too much. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay like an octopus on your face. Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later. Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. I’m looking for friends with benefits. And by that I mean friends who have pools, boats and beautiful vacation homes.
