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"Who knew being the little spoon could turn into a literal back-packing experience? 🎒😂 Maybe next time go for a medium-sized utensil and avoid feeling like a walking hiking trail in bed! 😜"

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

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2 months ago

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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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2 months ago

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My middle finger salutes you.

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2 months ago

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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2 months ago

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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2 months ago

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Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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2 months ago

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Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

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15 shares on Telegram this month:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

33 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

14 shares on Snapchat this month:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

23 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t have an advent calendar, so I’m just opening cupboard doors and eating what’s in there.

94 shares on Twitch this month:

That one person who has zero concept of what an indoor voice is.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

You are my favorite dirty thought.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

Insomnia is embarrassing. How can I be so bad at something that literally involves doing nothing?

85 shares on Twitch this month:

Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.

44 shares on Discord this month:

She was my chai, I was her cake rusk.

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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

That pile of clothes on my bed, seems to have strange powers and gets higher on its own.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, you need professional help.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

No kids at my wedding. Gonna Uber the flower girl home when she’s done.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has viewed:

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I’ve never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

You know those couples who share their food? I mean, what kind of people are they? Aren’t they hungry?

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

How my weekend was? Light, dark, light, dark, Monday.

Just shared via TikTok:

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Trending via Snapchat:

Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Ten million people accused me of exaggerating today.

Live now on Threads:

The weather’s got more mood swings than a reality show reunion.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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I’m officially at the age where I enjoy when people cancel plans.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Don’t forget to whine and complain about Monday today.

Trending via Reddit:

I need a long hot meteor shower.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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Googling symptoms until you cry.

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

My middle finger salutes you.

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

Sorry I can’t help you move, my hands are in permanent air quotes.

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