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Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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