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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt…

I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt…

Commentary:
"Who knew being the little spoon could turn into a literal back-packing experience? 🎒😂 Maybe next time go for a medium-sized utensil and avoid feeling like a walking hiking trail in bed! 😜"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged backpack, bed, big, comfort, difference, guy, humor, i, let, once, relationship, short, short guy, size, size difference, spoon on Feb 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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