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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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An introvert walked into a bar. Just kidding. The introvert stayed home.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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That little pocket on jeans is the perfect size for the money I have left over after I pay all my bills.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.