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I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my c…

I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my c…

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When sharing is caring, but cake is the ultimate relationship test 🍰😜

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged cake, desire, food, humor, i, offer, relationship, say, secret, temptation, want on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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