I secretly want you to say no when I offer you some of my c… Commentary:When sharing is caring, but cake is the ultimate relationship test 🍰😜 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Please, if you ever offer me a snack and I say no, ask me again, I didn’t mean it the first time. Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it. As a teen: secretly drinking in the park with friends. As an adult: secretly drinking in the park with squirrels. I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it. I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.