I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing. Commentary:Sounds like you've unlocked the ninja skill of sleep-standing! ☕️😴🧘♂️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks. My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo. If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.