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Mar 30, 2026

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Witty quote about needing coffee to stay awake, humorously describing standing sleepiness.

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Sounds like you've unlocked the ninja skill of sleep-standing! ☕️😴🧘‍♂️

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