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I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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Sounds like you've unlocked the ninja skill of sleep-standing! ☕️😴🧘‍♂️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, another, caffeine, coffee, energy, humor, humor quote, i, morning, sleep, sleeping, standing, tiredness, wakefulness on Jul 5, 2025 by slickboy.

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