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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

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Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

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I don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s only 365 shopping days left until Christmas.

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Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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Parenting sometimes feels like you’re an elevator. Lots of ups and downs and the kids love to push your buttons.

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Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

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I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

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Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

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I’m going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. l’ll call it my oughtabiography.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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No one lies more than a parent who says, “We’ll see.” You know we’re not seeing anything.

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If I honk at this person, maybe it will make them a better person.

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11 out of 10 women are always right.

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Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

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And once again my day begins without a red carpet! Guys, I’m really disappointed in you.

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If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.

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My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

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It’s okay to admit you want my lips on yours.

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I celebrate 4/20 on 1/5 because I know how to reduce fractions.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.

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Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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The problem is that younger me didn’t account for the fact that there’d be an older me.

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I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

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They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year.

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20’s: what even is a hangover? 40’s: puts on sunglasses to open fridge…

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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Driving home, listening to Gangsta’s Paradise, with my hands at 10 and 2.

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Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

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Google Maps should start screaming the more wrong turns you make.

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Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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Everyone’s gangsta until grandma grabs that wooden spoon.

I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

I get at least 1,000 steps in waiting for my food to be done in the microwave.

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

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