I skip questions on exams like I’m gonna be a different person when I come back to them.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

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You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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Men don’t eject their eyes from their sockets and yell awooga anymore.

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

43 shares on Discord this month:

90s scientists: we cloned a sheep. we landed a robot on mars. Scientists today: for the last time, the earth is round.

49 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s amazing how music can transport you to another place. For example, this coffee shop is playing Justin Bieber, so I’m going to another restaurant.

71 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

17 shares on Instagram this month:

I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.