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Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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Me, literally climbing out of a dumpster: Can I give you some personal advice?

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Each day on Twitter, there is one main character. The goal is to never be it.

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Discovering the Spice Girls broke up not over money and fame but lesbianism.

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Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad.

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The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

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It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.