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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

Commentary:
"G'day, mate! Nothing like a hearty kangaroo stew after a hopping good workout! 🥊🐨🥘"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, animal, Australia, before, boxing, challenge, eat, fight, humor, i, kangaroo, ring, should, sport, think, three on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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