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98 shares on Reddit this month:

Girls ask for help to open a jar, but can throw a couch during an argument.

36 shares on Pinterest this month:

Maybe if we sit extremely still, Monday won’t be able to see us.

63 shares on Threads this month:

There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Some hoodies don’t hoodie the way other hoodies hoodie.

23 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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When I eat rotisserie chicken, I like to pretend that I’m performing an autopsy.

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Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

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Hey dude, I recently became omniscient, and well, you fell off in every universe.

88 shares on WeChat this month:

The two types of video games are kill everything that moves and Microsoft Excel.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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I’m going back to the 90s, if anyone wants to come.

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Does anyone know what to do, like in general?

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Did you know that if you listen to any Black Sabbath album backwards, you can hear them singing backwards?

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Never in the history of calming down has anyone calmed down after being told to calm down.

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My wallet is empty, just like my soul.

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I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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Dating a smart man, so I actually can turn my brain off when he is around.

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Startup idea: Instagram, but it only shows you posts from people you follow, and they’re in chronological order.

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FOMO? No, I’ve got FOBI. Fear of being invited.

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

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Maybe the four horsemen of the apocalypse are Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and TikTok.

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I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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Hand sanitizer will find a cut you didn’t even know you had.

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Me summer vacation planning: I’m going to Europe. Bank account: You’re going camping.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

When I say someone is a good doctor, it’s entirely based on the strength of their waiting room Wi-Fi.

Your honor, if it pleases the court, I brought homemade brownies for everyone.

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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