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69 shares on Twitch this month:

Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

32 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t think astronauts should be allowed to come back. You made your choice.

34 shares on Pinterest this month:

“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

96 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”

59 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever crawled out of the worst depression of your life and got your spark back?

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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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My fondest childhood memory is being able to sleep through the entire night and waking up rested.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has downloaded:

Every gift guide for men is like “A flannel flask to hold your knife flavored whiskey.”

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

“Hey you!” is short for “I have no idea what your name is.”

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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This is about the time of year where my enthusiasm about shoveling snow turns into “it will probably melt on it’s own”.

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Making waves on Facebook:

My bed has a stronger influence on me than my ambitions.

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You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

Going viral on Messenger:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

Breaking via WeChat:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.

Going viral on TikTok:

I don’t think human beings were built to know everything going on in the world all the time.

Trending via WeChat:

The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.

Live now on Facebook:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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Pregnancy is crazy. You really come home with someone you don’t know, with no teeth.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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I think being a hopeless romantic is giving me brain damage.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

I put the “pro” in procrastinate.

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

As a childless adult, it is my duty to embrace hobbies and pastimes that my peers cannot, as they have sacrificed their free time to maintain the population. I must vibe and chill, and do fun things, in their honor.

After much deliberation, I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m an overthinker.

Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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