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I do all my own stunts, but never intentionally.

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Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

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Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

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If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

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Reverse cowgirl, so we can both address the elephant in the room.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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Back in the good old days, we didn’t have to trim our toenails, they just got wore down naturally from running from dinosaurs.

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Your honor, my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit