I think God was high when he made me. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the divine was feeling extra creative that day! ππβ¨ Related funny posts π If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days. I received my electricity bill. I think they billed me for sunlight, divine light, and the light at the end of the tunnel. My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something. Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year. People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course itβs important to have self-belief.