I think something is so beautifully wrong with you.

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This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

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The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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The idiot’s diet is just biting your tongue.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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The first time you forgive out of love. The second time out of hope and the third time out of stupidity.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.