I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I thought it meant nine jobs to five cups of coffee per day! ☕️🤯 #MultitaskingMode Related funny posts 😂 Now I know why my dad used to wake up at 4AM and just sit at the kitchen table for an hour. I’m so old, I still drink my coffee at home in the morning. From a real cup. As per my last curse, I have no interest in this. “AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed. I want a president who promises no jobs. I don’t want to have a job.