I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a relationship built on clay-solid activities! 🍶😂 Related funny posts 😂 If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. My girlfriend confided in me she loves when I blow air on her when she’s hot, but honestly, I’m not a fan. Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple. “There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?