I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh. Commentary:"When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle 🏰😆🔊 #DreamBigOrGoHome" Related Funny Posts 🤝 When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself. I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, “Wow, this changes everything.” I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything. It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us. If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.
