I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your laugh echoes like a Disney villain's cackle π°ππ #DreamBigOrGoHome" Related Funny Posts π€ When Iβm dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I donβt want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself. I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, βWow, this changes everything.β I just bought a universal remote. This changes everything. It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us. If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.