Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- I say “long story short” and then tell the story with bonus features.
- Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.
- When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”
- The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.
- Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?
