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Not again. I mean good morning.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping.

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Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them.

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If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

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When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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“The engine light is on!” Yeah, that means it’s working.

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The biggest problem with finding another job is I don’t want one.