I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sounds divine! Just make sure he's got 'Handle With Care' written all over him! 😉🎁✨" Related funny posts 😂 Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year. My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something. Just blocked a guy for accusing me of being “all talk”. On Twitter. I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work. I want a man who doesn’t annoy me while I’m constantly getting on his nerves. It can’t be that difficult.