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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m…

I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m…

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"Sounds divine! Just make sure he's got 'Handle With Care' written all over him! 😉🎁✨"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged gift, heaven, i, ideal, ideal partner, kindness, love, man, marriage, marry, me, partner, relationship, romance, straight on May 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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