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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

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If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.