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Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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Handing over my ID at the post office. The clerk said, “You’ve aged quite a bit since this photo was taken.” I said, “Yes, I had it taken just before I joined this queue.”

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My toxic trait is thinking I can nap, then waking up 3 hours later in a parallel universe where I missed everything.

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We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.

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Being called by your real name in a relationship kinda sounds like a divorce.

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Awkward is the new sexy. At least that’s what I’m telling myself, so I don’t cry in front of strangers.

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Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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Freshly posted on WeChat:

Hi there, I very much look forward to letting you down.

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Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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150 years ago, you could just fake your death and go overseas and live a completely different life if you didn’t like the way the cards were originally dealt.

Spotted on TikTok:

I’m at the gym and I just saw someone put their water bottle in the Pringles holder on the treadmill.

Trending via Telegram:

Life tip: if nothing goes right, go to sleep.

Going viral on Twitch:

Wife asked if I could stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybe…

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Going viral on Slack:

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I am the proud father of two content providers. I mean children. Two children.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I always say “it’s so expensive” and then buy it nonetheless.

I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

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Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

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There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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97 shares on Reddit this month:

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

42 shares on X this month:

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

81 shares on Slack this month:

Getting sent money you didn’t ask for is very sexy.

82 shares on TikTok this month:

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

20 shares on Messenger this month:

I suck at flirting, I end up arguing with them instead.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.

81 shares on Instagram this month:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

72 shares on Reddit this month:

A lot of childhood characters weren’t so much beloved as there wasn’t anything else on the TV.

61 shares on Slack this month:

I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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Someone from 🇦🇷 has viewed:

Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has shared:

Christmas can be really hard for single people. Everyone else is having a brilliant time and we have to hide the fact that every day is like that for us.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

Someone from 🇱🇻 has shared:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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Sawing a hole in a table from underneath to steal a cake is a lot harder than cartoons would have you believe.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional.

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

Shared recently on Threads:

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

Spotted on Snapchat:

“You’re so chill.” Thanks, I gave up.

Trending via Slack:

Dating for love isn’t working. Now I’m dating to conduct psychological experiments and collect data.

Making waves on Discord:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Trending via Instagram:

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Spotted on Slack:

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Just shared via Pinterest:

My husband is the do-it-yourself type. I asked him to take out the garbage and he said, “do it yourself.”

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I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

Santa baby, slip some mental stability under the tree, for me.

I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

There is always enough for the needy, there is never enough for the greedy.

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