I will unfriend, uncousin, unco-worker, unfollow, unfamily any draining soul real quick.

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What you call “Brunch” I call “Breakfast for Alcoholics.”

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Girls take a picture of their legs in a bubble bath and say “guess where I am”. The library?

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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To anybody I hurt this year, I just wanna say you deserve it. Stop playing with me.

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Is it smoky eye or were you wearing mascara and your eyes got itchy?

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Regrettably, my children appear to have befriended a child I find annoying.

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Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes.

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Some days you’re the bat, some days you’re the ball.

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Why do these women want to date Pete Davidson, a funny movie star, and not me, a guy who is whining?

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.