I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed. Commentary:"When you finally find the right genie lamp, and forget the other two wishes! π§ββοΈβ°ππ" Related Funny Posts π€ My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July. I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad. Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time. Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping. During arguments with idiots, I wish I could throw a flash bang and disappear.
