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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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"With the amount of eye rolls I do daily, I'd be a fitness icon by now! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged burning, calorie, calorie burning, eye, eye rolling, eyes, fitness, fitness joke, humor, i, joke, rolling, sarcastic, sarcastic humor, wish on Nov 10, 2025 by slickboy.

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