I wish rolling your eyes burned calories. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"With the amount of eye rolls I do daily, I'd be a fitness icon by now! ππͺπ" Related Funny Quotes π€ I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly. If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel by now. Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart. If small talk burned calories, maybe Iβd consider it. Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.