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I woke up alive again.

I woke up alive again.

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Living the dream, one accidental success at a time! 😂🎉💤

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, alive, gratitude, humor, i, life, morning, waking, waking up, woke on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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