I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Can I take a rain check on the apocalypse? Thanks! βοΈποΈπ Related funny posts π Iβm kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t. Wonder what I should wear to World War III. The rain is pouring. So naturally itβs a good day to eat 6 donuts. Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.