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When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

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I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days.

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Three drinks in and that skateboard outside is looking rideable.

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People who live in glass houses shouldn’t change clothes.

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Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.