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“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

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The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

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Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

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When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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More dangerous than a lion that roars is a woman gone silent.

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I love diss tracks because it’s basically two dudes going, “grr, we hate each other so much we’re going to take turns writing increasingly personalized poetry!”

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.