If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong? Commentary:"When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave. Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her. If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing. I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet. If your man cheats on you, dump him and date his dad, make him your step son.
