If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to… Commentary:"When a tree falls in the forest, it makes a sound. When a husband speaks without his wife around… the sound is 'just kidding!'" 😅🌲🗣️ Related Funny Posts 🤝 Ask a man what a good woman is, and watch him describe a slave. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. When a man gets married he has a moral obligation to scare his wife when he sneezes. Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her. A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.
