If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t. Commentary:"Waiting for my cat to text back is like waiting for a response from a magic 8-ball—I keep asking, but it feels like they just shook me off! 😹📱✨" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “You never text back.” No, I be reading texts from the notification bar, then forget to text back. I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). This is my phone. I text back when I want to. My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.