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  • Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.
  • The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.
  • You look like something I drew with my left hand.
  • Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.
  • When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.
  • Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”