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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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You’re confusing me with someone who cares what you think of me.