If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy. Commentary:"New Year's resolution: be more proactive in friendships or just blame it on laziness like a pro. 😅💤 #FriendshipGoals #LazyButLoyal" Related Funny Posts 🤝 People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year! Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year. Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit. August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody. My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.