If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still g… Commentary:"New Year's resolution: be more proactive in friendships or just blame it on laziness like a pro. 😅💤 #FriendshipGoals #LazyButLoyal" Related Funny Posts 🤝 People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year! Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit. August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick out a Halloween costume and start your Christmas shopping. Happy New Year, everybody. Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year. I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.