If I don’t text you saying Happy New Year, we still gang, I’m just lazy. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"New Year's resolution: be more proactive in friendships or just blame it on laziness like a pro. 😅💤 #FriendshipGoals #LazyButLoyal" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”. If politicians can text my cell phone asking for money, I should be able to text them directly with policy suggestions. I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it. Being lazy has its advantages. I still have most of my winter fat from last year. I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.
Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.