If I was a stray cat, I’d follow you home and let you domesticate me. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Be honest, you’d have me microchipped and spoiled with treats in no time 😸🛋️ Related funny posts 😂 I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog. When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up. I’d never pick the lesser of two evils because that means they’re not even good at being evil either. Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat? I love when my cat sighs at me, like what’s got you stressed out my little freeloading homicidal maniac!?