If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark. Funny Quotes Mar 14, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! 🦈😄 Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! 🚤笑 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face. There should be a Jaws sequel where the shark finally gets arrested for his crimes and goes to jail. I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee. I have read that there are imaginary pregnancies. The belly gets bigger and bigger, but there is no baby inside. Finally a diagnosis. Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.
