Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Just heard my knee crack so loud I expected it to glow in the dark.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has viewed:

Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Offering friendship as a consolation prize for a failed romantic connection attempt is absolutely cruel.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

If we start dating now, we could be arguing on a road trip by August.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has shared:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

I don’t need a New Year’s resolution, it’s the year’s turn to be better.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has shared:

Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s: you’re not having a midlife crisis, you’re just awake.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 20, 2026

Users Online

3,346

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Threads:

I like winter because I fundamentally understand I deserve to suffer.

Making waves on Threads:

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

And to my grandchildren, I leave my unread PDFs.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Men will ruin your whole life and come back and like your Instagram story.

Making waves on Discord:

Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

Spotted on Threads:

If a baby comes out feet first, technically it wears its mom as a hat.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
Well, if you were in Jaws, you'd certainly have a "bite-sized" sense of humor! 🦈😄 Who needs a bigger boat when you can just downsize the threat, right? Just beware of those toothy grins in the mini-shark department! 🚤笑

, , , , , , , , , , ,

Keep the laugh going 😂

Trending Funny Quotes 👇

Funny Quotes Collections
✨ New Funny Quotes

Social Media Stars ⭐

16 shares on TikTok this month:

Using ChatGPT requires you to actually be smart; otherwise, it just regurgitates your dumb takes back to you.

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

59 shares on Slack this month:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

47 shares on Telegram this month:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is that don’t do that.

86 shares on X this month:

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

69 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve been blocked, unfollowed, and unfriended, but I’ve never been told I’m bad in bed.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

15 shares on Discord this month:

If you’re 20, please stop saying you’re tired. I have bananas older than you.

86 shares on X this month:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

My sleep apnea was diagnosed at a staff meeting.

Trending Topics 📁

activity communication day food frustration fun humor i irony joke just know life love me media people procrastination relationship sarcasm social social media someone technology time want work

Hot Jokes 💥

25 folks are currently checking 👀

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

6 folks are currently checking 👀

Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

10 folks are currently checking 👀

You can’t spell crypto without “cry”.

11 folks are currently checking 👀

Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

21 folks are currently checking 👀

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

24 folks are currently checking 👀

It’s difficult to play hard to get when I’m already hard to want.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

No open job postings for “Warrior Poet” found in your area. Please try another search.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

calculating…

Funny Quotes Total

15,752

Funny Quotes Topics

17,765

Funny Quotes Images

15,752

Updated

Jan 20, 2026

Users Online

3,437

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇪 has bookmarked:

Mini skirts are so cute and fun, like, oops, my ass is out.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Social media has given everyone a chance to be heard, and it was a gigantic mistake.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has downloaded:

It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has downloaded:

In honor of the last eclipse, I will also get in the way of someone brighter than me.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

I’m at the age when riding around town, I say, “When did they build that?”

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

A sperm bank implies the existence of sperm markets, which further implies the existence of high-frequency sperm trading.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today, I need to be chased through the woods by a machete-wielding maniac.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has bookmarked:

Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

Someone needs to invent a theater seat that forcefully ejects you through the roof if you take your phone out during a movie.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

What a time to be alive! (Derogatory)

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Me driving at night: I hope this is the road!

Just shared via Discord:

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight.

Just shared via Instagram:

Is it cool if I come into your life and just never leave, like a stray cat?

Spotted on Reddit:

My brain has too many tabs open and one of them is playing music I can’t find.

Broadcasted on Discord:

I have been nothing but creepy and aggressive to you. Please respond.

Making waves on YouTube:

The downside to getting in a hammock is having to get out of the hammock.

Shared recently on Slack:

I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Just shared via Threads:

Sometimes I feel useless, but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants.

© 2026. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴