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Brain, I know you’re trying hard, but you are not doing a good job.

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Please don’t take illegal substances. Or at least, don’t take MY illegal substances.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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Drive as I say, not as I drive.

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My dream DUI is driving a Saab through the Great British Bake Off tent.

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The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

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You may find my attraction to Goofy weird, but I don’t give a hyuck.

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Not being filthy rich is continuing to be a huge inconvenience for me.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.