If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

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For once, I’d like to spiral into control.

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The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even.

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Even at my most evil, I’m considerate.

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Just learned in psychology that when a man goes to sleep first, it’s because he’s comfortable around you and wants you to go through his phone.

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I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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Netflix should’ve just maybe mailed us all this fight on DVD.