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Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

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Slowly descending into madness. Anyone want anything?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

I deserve a love so pure that my nervous system can finally rest.

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Age ceases to be just a number everytime the airline announces seating queue priority.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has copied:

Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I was born a boy, but according to the packaging, I identify as a family of four.

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Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

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Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

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Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Eat like your treadmill is watching.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

Spotted on Telegram:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I be telling people, “I respect your decision,” and I really don’t. The decision is always something stupid, and I just don’t want to engage any further.

Trending via WhatsApp:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Spotted on Messenger:

Wanted to update everybody on my diet. I’ve decided it’s okay to be fat.

Breaking via TikTok:

You know who’s gonna love you in the end? Your dog.

Making waves on Discord:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

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48 shares on WeChat this month:

You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

65 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

94 shares on YouTube this month:

On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

19 shares on Telegram this month:

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

82 shares on X this month:

Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

79 shares on Snapchat this month:

Oops, I accidentally healed too much. I am now uninterested in anyone but mẹ.

90 shares on X this month:

I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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There are 8 billion people in the world and I only have 3 friends, and one is annoying.

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Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

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Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

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Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

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Don’t mispronounce anything next to me and think I didn’t hear it.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

Going viral on Instagram:

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

Making waves on Discord:

Age range on my dating app set to 40+. Y’all fighting over grapes while I’m drinking wine.

Making waves on Slack:

If someone leaves your life, it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world.

Just shared via X:

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

Seen just now on Instagram:

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Making waves on X:

At the dispensary asking which strain will stop the yearning.

Going viral on Slack:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

Breaking via Snapchat:

Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Girls know how to flirt until it’s with someone they actually like.

I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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