If it weren’t for this whole job thingy that pays me money, I’d become a professional nap taker.

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I think it’s very sexy of me to still move with love in a world like this.

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I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.