If it werenβt for this whole job thingy that pays me money, Iβd become a professional nap taker. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dream job: unpaid nap intern π΄π€π #Goals Related funny posts π What a time to be alive! (Derogatory) Please don’t ask me about my dream job. I would never work in my dreams. Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job. Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.