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If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

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Haha, talk about a forgetful party planner in the making! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿค” Maybe next time, the surprise will be on youโ€”because with a memory like that, you'll forget you even planned it! ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸŽˆ#MemoryGoals



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