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You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.

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In my 20’s: might hit the club tonight. In my 40’s: might go to the grocery store to listen to some bangers.

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“You tryna hang?” Yeah bro, myself!

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The question I ask myself most often is, “What would a jury think about this?”

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.

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Prepare your kids for social media by putting their artwork on the fridge and writing a bunch of mean comments under it.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”